Proof Palin Reads The Fine Print
In Chuck Grassley's Tweets

This just in from Palin.
    After reading the fine print,
She's found Obama's health plan
    tells how Blue Cross makes a mint.

Outsourcing payment claims involving
    pre-existing hair loss,
Gives them exclusive access to
    New Delhi's cattle needing lip gloss.

She's not positive, but pretty sure,
    they're included in Rahm's deal
To advertise that Aetna's lost
    its Good Housekeeping Seal.

And so far she's seen no mention
    of John Boehner's painted pig –
Surprising when McConnell says
    the package is that big.

Maybe Palin's Twitter copy
    is a Tweet short of complete.
Is she missing the addendum
    that prescribes a longer Tweet?

To appease Chuck Grassley's followers
    who're allowed to watch Obama,
Because to them old Chucky's Tweets
    sound like a kindergarten drama.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
9/10/09

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