P.S. You'd Love It
To be sung to the Johnny Mercer tune
"P.S. I Love You"
(Dear, I thought I'd drop a line, the weather's cool, the folks are fine;)

Boys, I thought I'd drop a line.
Thanksgiving here in Crawford's fine.
I'm safe in bed each night by nine.
P. S. You'd love it.

Yesterday I felt some pain.
Fell off my bike; real rough terrain.
Blamed it on the French champagne.
P. S. You'd love it.

Finish up there just as soon as you're able.
My rating's in free-fall.
I'm getting calls for an exit timetable.
If I were you, I'd go AWOL.

Not much more for me to say.
Sometimes stuff happens; oh, by the way,
Rummy's teaching me croquet.
P. S. You'd love it.

Music by Gordon Jenkins
Original Lyric by Johnny Mercer
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
11/25/05

 To 'Bushie's Policy for Quitting Iraq'