Pump up her Bubba And you'll get bombast. Hot air by the ton Always gets it done we hear. Puncture her Bubba And he'll sound thinner, Even lose his voice, Though that's next to his last choice. We hear girls with extra blubber Bubba finds extra sweet. So, sweetie, fewer bones, more meat, for now Chow is the secret to Pleasing her Bubba While campaigning Chubby he finds chic. Speaking fees be damned, He's said, If his hostess is well fed.
Music by Richard Rodgers |