Read your pink slip. Lock in on "Lied." Your speech was a pip? But it's been classified. No longer stumped? But how'll we know Cheney's been dumped In Guantanamo?. We thought you'd share successes like that with us. Or is it too good to be true? But do away with his habeas corpus And we might take pity on you. So why be aghast At the message we've sent? Your reign's been half-assed Like our prior dissent.
Music & Original Lyric by Frank Loesser To 'Read Your Pink Slip I' To 'Read Your Pink Slip II' |