Rove Makes Time
Sung to the Rodgers & Hart song
"I Didn't Know What Time It Was"

I didn't know which Time it was
That wouldn't print
The name of Wilson's wife
Based on my vengeful hint.

I didn't know the odds her job was
Top secret spy.
I didn't know Bob Novak was
My kind of guy.

Guess who I'll leak hints of scandal to,
Knowing he'll play my hands,
Hands that we know Time won't
   ever get on its own.
Hands to which the few subscribers left
   will never be prone.

Time can forget the time it was
A major source
Of whether Bush has fallen off
His trike or a horse.
I'm wise,
And I know how Time's been changed now.

Music by Richard Rodgers
Original Lyric by Lorenz Hart
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
7/11/05

To 'Co-conspirators - Rove'
To 'Oxymorons'