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I'm a lying bastard from Crawford, Texas Who OKs all of Cheney's stuff. I'm good at startin' wars just to help his Halliburton, Despite how many thousands of innocents I'm hurtin' I'm a lying bastard from Crawford, Texas Who lies when leakin's not enough. Fiascos are my specialty; If we had caught Osama, How would we scare the public Without a terror melodrama? I'm a lying bastard from Crawford, Texas. God, I love this scary stuff. Look how we get AT&T To bug phone conversations, Then boost the price Exxon can charge And waste on compensations. I'm a lying bastard from Crawford, Texas. God, I love this power stuff. Of course I let old Rummy Engineer Iraq's disaster, And when we nuke Iran He'll still be the ringmaster. I'm a lying bastard from Crawford, Texas. This Congress really loves my stuff.
Music & Original Lyrics by Phil Baxter |