Scheduling *
Sung to the tune "Always"

Want to filibuster Sundays?
And, if we're not there, Mondays?
When the stand you've planned
Needs a helping hand,
The command, "You're banned!"
Is DeLay's.

This may not seem fair those days
You intend to end our forays –
Until you're back in power,
You might for just an hour,
But not for days and days –
Noways.

* The Washington Post - 3/29/05
Howard Kurtz - "Turning on DeLay"

Music & Original Lyric by Irving Berlin
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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3/30/05

To 'The Senate's DeLay'
To 'Co-conspirators - DeLay'
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