Dick shoots, Still her Scooter sings, "It was he who said to give the press the bird." Dick smiles, Well, he does that thing, And we're sure we'll be addressed by his F-word. Then once again he's acting deranged What could be stranger than Cheney screaming, "If he'd waved he'd still be an undiscovered bore"? But finally, as if pre-arranged, Harry's released from the clinic beaming, "Thank God it's only my face that's kinda sore." So now when her cell phone rings, Judy hears her Scooter thank her for her part In the song he sings And for getting him out When his fears were of Cheney's heart.
Music by Ziggy Elman |