Scooter vs. Shooter
To be sung to the Ziggy Elman tune
"And The Angels Sing"

Dick shoots,
Still her Scooter sings,
"It was he who said to give the press the bird."
Dick smiles,
Well, he does that thing,
And we're sure we'll be addressed by his F-word.

Then once again he's acting deranged
What could be stranger than Cheney screaming,
"If he'd waved he'd still be an undiscovered bore"?
But finally, as if pre-arranged,
Harry's released from the clinic beaming,
"Thank God it's only my face that's kinda sore."

So now when her cell phone rings,
Judy hears her Scooter thank her for her part
In the song he sings
And for getting him out
When his fears were of Cheney's heart.

Music by Ziggy Elman
Original Lyrics by Johnny Mercer
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
2/22/06

To 'Bushie's Co-conspirator, Cheney'