Screwin' Bushie
To be sung with Eddie Cantor to the tune
"Makin' Whoopee"
(Another bride, another June, another sunny honeymoon)

Another flap, another ruse,
Another terror to peruse.
Another issue, hand me a tissue,
We're screwing Bushie.

We'll panic now, he showed us how.
Security? So where's his vow?
His demon barbers have sold our harbors,
That bastard, Bushie!

Picture a Carlyle love nest –
"Let's run it by the King,
Buying The Port of Newark,
How much can the old boy swing?"
Picture Snow in that love nest –
"Bushie's a ding-a-ling.
See if they'll buy half-a-dozen,
No need to tell him a thing."

But he found out, he watched TV,
So now he's got a chance to see
How much can happen
When you're caught nappin'
While playin' Wolfie.

Music by Walter Donaldson
Original Lyrics by Gus Kahn
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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2/23/06

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