Second Hand Bush
Sung to the tune
"Second Hand Rose"

Ev'ryone knows
About the Bush fam'ly nose.
Ev'ry time we lie
The darn thing grows.

"Read my lips", so he won't have to holler –
Truth from us is ten cents on the dollar.
Second hand wars
With our misleading what fors –
Excuses are the only thing that's new.

Even though Osama
Is a bit of a bore,
He had the nerve to tell us
We'd lost Iraq before.

Ev'ryone knows
I've got a second hand nose.
I guess most puppets do.

Music by James F. Hanley
Original Lyric by Grant Clarke
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
7/9/05

To 'Himself - Prevaricator'