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Verse Billy had a bus'ness: Ran the Hotel Grand, Interrupting Bushie One's generic brand. But Bill's sex addiction Nearly closed the store. Now he's had to wait eight years Till he can get some more. It's no wonder Billy feels abused. Think how long since Billy's has been used! Chorus I bring you Second Hand Bill from Kenny's Vaudeville. Again I get to play the role of Second Hand Shill. Dinner parties we give in our parlor Net us at least ten cents on the dollar. Second Hand checks as each "bundler" protects The donors who will dictate what we do. People often call them "bribes", a term we abhor. We prefer to think of them as gifts for the poor. Still interns will thrill to discover that Bill Is back to bill and coo.
Music by James F. Hanley |