Security's For Bushies
Sung to the tune
"Necessity" from "Finian's Rainbow"

It seems perverse to have to reimburse
Places like Wyoming.
This Cheney hoax of course provokes
Most folks not into catacombing.
Though that's his aim
It's such a shame to waste the pork.
Why can't he hide in
Subways in New York?

Security,
Security,
That misdirected Bushie thing,
Security.
It should have Congress sweatin'
Where terrorists will threaten,
And therefore who'll be gettin'
Security,

And proving that the question is not
About how many votes can be bought,
And who they'll screw with diddley squat,
But how to get Bush off of the pot
In time to see
Security
Is not as big a problem in Nome
As it is much closer to home.

But no,
While Cheney flees
Bush bats the breeze –
Security's for Bushies!

Music by Burton Lane
Original Lyric by E.Y. 'Yip' Harburg
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
12/7/05

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