You feel swell. You feel great. You never re-taste what you ate. But you see On TV That you better be seeing your doctor. What the hell? All night long, Commercials imply something's wrong, That you'll die Few clues why So you better be seeing your doctor. Doctors sinning! Hardly what you want to hear Merck is winning, Leading them 'round by the ear. Which comes first? Not their pill? Merck needs to convince you you're ill? Still not sick? Then their shtick Is you better be seeing our doctor!
Music by Jule Styne To 'A Stephrn Sondheim Songbook' |