Senate Sages Conning Me
To be sung to the hymn
"Rock of Ages"

Senate sages conning me,
Make me guess which nominee
Will turn out to be a dud,
One you should nip in the bud,
But will approve while Bush rejoices
At your selfindulgent voices.

Jeers for your ineptness grow.
Garrulous, you can't forego
Chances to pontificate
On where you've been and what you ate,
Egocentric, pompous voices,
Rubber-stamping Bushie's choices.

Senate sages stand unmasked,
Can't get simple questions asked.
Why not first dispose of him?
Confine your blather to the gymn,
Vacuous, conceited voices,
Jeopardizing women's choices.

Music by Thomas Hastings
Original Lyrics by Augustus M. Toplady
& Thomas Cottrell
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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1/13/06

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