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Here is the pitch. Here's how we'll win. Supposing my twins appear strapless showing some skin? A little twin skin? A guaranteed win. So where are the gowns? Send for the gowns. Or else a bear skin. We said at the start They'd never campaign, But if we do this right they'll be drinking champagne, And given free rein, Feeling no pain. So where are the gowns? Send for the gowns. We're in the fast lane. A true tour de force. How about this? If, after my speech, each twin gets to auction a kiss? French-kisser bliss, Though Ashcroft may hiss. Quick order those gowns. Send for those gowns Rove says this can't miss.
Music by Stephen Sondheim |