She won't stop. She pretends she's winning.
Like a top, she depends on spinning:
She was instrumental in the peace process, she says.
Ireland couldn't be
A Clinton Tours must-see
Till she helped the prez.

Made a joke about sniper fire?
She misspoke? She's a Goddamn liar!
As a candidate she prevaricates non-stop.
Why'd we let Her Highness start when she won't stop?

Files she'll hide could mean years in prison.
Crucified, she will claim she's risen.
Did her Ladyship help promote NAFTA? You bet.
Did it cost folks jobs
While she hobnobs,
Hillary-toinette?

Three more months of cake fabrications,
For four years of Bill's assignations.
Do we want Ken Starr again as Robo-cop?
Then why let Her Highness start when she won't stop?

She has lost. Her chance of winning's zero,
And the cost? She's her party's Nero.
If she loses now, she hopes McCain will win.
So that four years later
As the agitator
She can muscle in.

She's lip gloss, after hours of necking.
Who's her boss? The IRS is checking.
As their tax files get examined, their pawn shop
May make public why she started and won't stop.

Music & Original Lyric by Cole Porter
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
3/27/08

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