She's Having A Cant-Rant
Being sung to Irving Berlin's
"Heat Wave"
(We're having a heat wave, a tropical heat wave)

She's having a cant-rant –
A typical cant-rant.
She's not recognizing
Folks are realizing
Her hysterical cant can't.

She's trying "he-can't-save" –
A "three-in-the-morning-can't-save".
Super delegates leave her
For who could believe her
Claims that he can't save?

Gee –
Could her chicanery
Spark the GOP
Against our nominee?

No, sir –
He'll demonstrate he saves,
And doesn't just make waves –
He'll show any onlooker
With a good pressure cooker
An American can can.

Music & Original Lyric by Irving Berlin
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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4/6/08

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