Last time we talked with Hamas on the phone We learned the NSA Was busy snooping on Bushie's mum Modeling a negligee. There was no fooling those spooks who assumed Snooping's the only way To get the goods on Bushie's mum Before the exposé. Without their wine No one could stand Thinking about celebrating Rather than comiserating With any snoops confined to her room. They'd look the other way, Just barely snooping on Bushie's mum Wearing that negligee. They're now admitting, as you might assume, Snooping is not Hamas' way. They'd do away with Bushie's mum And her damn negligee, Making Ray Nagin's day.
Music by John Kander To 'Bushie's Snooping Policy' |