Snooping On Bushie's Mum
To be sung to the Kander & Ebb tune
"Cabaret"
(What good is sitting alone in your room?)

Last time we talked with Hamas on the phone
We learned the NSA
Was busy snooping on Bushie's mum
Modeling a negligee.

There was no fooling those spooks who assumed
Snooping's the only way
To get the goods on Bushie's mum
Before the exposé.

Without their wine
No one could stand
Thinking about celebrating
Rather than comiserating

With any snoops confined to her room.
They'd look the other way,
Just barely snooping on Bushie's mum
Wearing that negligee.

They're now admitting, as you might assume,
Snooping is not Hamas' way.
They'd do away with Bushie's mum
And her damn negligee,
Making Ray Nagin's day.

Music by John Kander
Original Lyrics by Fred Ebb
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
1/28/06

To 'Bushie's Co-conspirator - Hamas'
To 'Bushie's Snooping Policy'