So, Bend Over, He Says
To be sung with Betty Hutton to Frank Loesser's
"Murder, He Says"
(He says, "Murder," he says, ev'ry time we kiss…)

So, "Bend over," he says,
"Don't say I didn't warn ya."
So, "Bend over," he says,
"You know I wouldn't con ya."
So, "Bend over," he says,
Could we have maybe heard this pitch before
As Bushie touts his plans to win his war?

So, "Bend over," he says,
"It can't hurt that much to try it."
So, "Bend over," he says,
"A red alert if they don't buy it?"
So, "Bend over," he says,
"It's what The New York Times might weigh in for!"
Like ten pounds a week delivered to your door.

So, "Bend over," he says,
"We'll immigrate all Sunnis"
So, "Bend over," he says,
"They'll man airports with the Moonies."
So, "Bend over," he says,
Is this the reason Bushie first 'decided' on his war?
The kind of thing Lou Dobbs keeps preaching for?

Music & Original Lyric by Frank Loesser
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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1/03/07

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