So The Man Has A Plan

Bush proposes data bank of all Cialis users –
Will include Levitra and Viagara hopefuls, too –
Plan will get a handle on all "Got-a headache" bruisers –
Gonzales says it's somehing that the FBI could do –

It's a project they could manage and still feel involved
Now that Goss's CIA has overcrowding solved.
With federal prisons empty Bush will have them concentrate
On "the-right-moment-waiters" whose timing's not that great.

Added benefits include the sale of user lists
To porno sites so they can e-mail anyone they've missed.
Then by charging postage on all e-mails that are sent,
Bush can start to payback some of what the Chinese lent.

So next time that you hear complaints about a Merck or Pfizer,
Think how much the networks charge a Bushie advertiser
Who tries to build much larger lists of names that he can share
To help offset the rising costs of Bush's Medicare.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
3/13/05

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