So You Stole A Bundle From Our Uncle Sam
To be sung to the Irving Berlin tune
"When The Midnight Choo-Choo Leaves For Alabam"

So you stole a bundle from our Uncle Sam,
But gave it back,
Because of Jack.

So for years your specialty's been robbing banks,
But suddenly you're collared
And we hollered,
"Congressman, Congressman!"

Who cares you changed your mind
Because you're in a bind?
What you did's a crime,
And a Congressman's scam.

You'll each get a special cell
And be tortured till you tell
Why that whore
Made his score,
Why Ted Stevens got his span.

Music & Original Lyric by Irving Berlin
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
1/6/06

To 'Bushie's Congress'
To 'Bushie's Lobbyists'
To 'Co-conspirators - Stevens'