Gerald Ford objected; Pardoned Tricky Dick. Cheney genuflected, Mentally sick. But he's now the Master. Bush Boy? Just for show. Bushie, tempus fugit Illegit cash flow. How did Cheney trick him? Ev'ryone should know. Using Bushie's laptop, Googled for porno. Pay to view the action? Used you know whose dough, Then made Google cough up Voyeurs of the show. NSA, supposed to Eavesdrop on hot spots, Ordered by the Master To connect the dots. Two and two together, Porno and the dough; Bush to tar and feather Ergo one man show. Soldier onward, Bush Boy, Tricked by Cheney's dough. Will you soon be pardoned? Capital says, "No!"
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