Somewhere
Sung to the Harold Arlen tune "Over The Rainbow"

Somewhere under the Bush thumb there's an ant
Who says, "Some presidents can –
Obviously Bush can't.

Somewhere under this crumb-bum someone knew
We'd all be learning Chinese,
Illegal Mexicans, too.

The day will come when Hollywood
Will wake up to discover George Bush lied –
That IBM has sold it's soul –
That Burger King's new guacamole must be stir fried –

Somewhere there must be someone who will cry,
"If he can retire to Kennebunkport,
Why in the hell can't I?"

Music by Harold Arlen
Original Lyric by Yip Harburg
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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5/8/05

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