Squeaking
To be sung with Fred Astaire to the Irving Berlin tune
"Cheek to Cheek"
(Heaven, I'm in heaven, and my heart beats so that I can hardly speak)

Seven,
Come eleven,
And as Bush sorts through Rove's candidates this week
CNN and Fox will try to take a peak.

They will look through Bush's garbage.
It's disgusting where they'll seek,
And we won't enjoy it half as much
As Novak's final squeak.

Squeak, you mouse,
It's jail time for you.
Squeak, you louse,
You're slime and you're through.

Then heaven,
Channel Seven,
And any other channel that we seek,
Where we won't hear Novak squeak week after week!

Music & Original Lyric by Irving Berlin
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
7/4/05

To 'Co-conspirators - Novak'