Sunnis
(Sung to the tune "Sunny")

Sunnis, yesterday your lives were filled with pain.
Sunnis, remember who was causing it: Hussein.
So the fighting is done
And your freedom is near –
Now anyone
Can scoff up a beer.
Who brought this to you?
Bush loves you.

Sunnis, thank you for inspiring my VP.
Sunnis, thank you for no WMD.
Your denial was great –
You had the fool fooled,
Obsessed with his hate,
He virtually drooled.
Sunnis, who loves you?
W.

Sunnis, thank you for the opportunity.
Sunnis, thank you; you've recharged my GOP.
You were easily found
Unlike that other bum,
Who is somewhere around
Making Rummy look dumb.
Sunnis, who loves you?
W.

Music by Bobby Hebb
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
6/25/04

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