Superstitious About Hastert
To be sung with Bushie to the tune
"I've Got My Fingers Crossed"
(…Not that I'm superstitious.)

I've got my fingers crossed.
No time to be capricious,
Naming Cheney as our Number Two.

So think who you'll have lost
For a guy who's more malicious –
Assassinate me and nightmares come true.

Or do a double
To avoid that trouble,
But buy that bubble,
Our Number Three,
The fat old congressman?

So why'm I superstitious?
That cycle of executions is due.

Music by Jimmy McHugh
Original Lyric by Ted Koehler
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
9/15/06

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