Support Your Incumbent
Sung to the tune
"Remember Me?"

Do you remember who you sent to Washington?
Who promised you that only he could get it done,
And for thirty years has done in ev'ryone?
Remember me?

Do you recall the mansions they built on your hill,
Where for fifty years your fam'ly'd run its still,
And would be now except for his last moonshine bill?
Remember me?

Can't you see
How sad you'd be if you lost me?
Incumbency
Requires undying loyalty.

He's the guy who uses pork for more support,
The one whose campaign lies on TV you'd abort,
The one you blame at tax time when you come up short.
Remember me?

Music by Harry Warren
Original Lyric by Al Dubin
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
7/31/05

To 'Co-conspirators - Congress'