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There is so much Blunt has done and so much Blunt has said, But who dares criticize him? All those things he did for Tom have got folks seeing red, So much so that they'll immortalize him. When the Congress takes a notion to let Bush warm up the ocean, Tainted bodies like theirs get their due. Rather than just persecute 'em, they'll insist Bush execute 'em, But all those tainted bodies! What to do? Bushie may proclaim that stealing, lobbying and double dealing By those tainted bodies deserves praise, But as with his indicted cronies, now identified as phonies, He'll disown all Lays and Tom DeLays. That leaves Hillary's plantation as a possible way station As those tainted bodies 'cummulate. Or Ray Nagin's choc'late fact'ry, or a handy trash compact'ry, Though the former'd prob'bly segregate. So it sounds a trifle sickle, but why not have Ms. Kerry pickle All those bodies diagnosed with taints? When Bush goes to church on Sunday, he'll announce a Cheney fun-day Worshipping Blunt and his pickled saints. ––– Blues Piano Interlude ––– Not to be outdone, Santorum now maintains he bought a quorum Who'll approve him as a lobbyist, Even though he'll have been pickled for donations he has trickled To himself despite pleas to desist.
Music & Original Lyrics by To 'Bushie's Other Co-conspirators' |