Take A Chance
To be sung with Gertrude Lawrence to the tune
"Shall We Dance"
(…On a bright cloud of music shall we fly?)

Take a chance –
Drive the least efficient SUV or Hummer you can buy.
Take a chance –
Why worry that gas prices are a bummer and so high?

What's the chance
That a smidgeon less of ozone in the sky
Could ever change the weather
So the Congress won't need sweaters
While asking who knew in advance
They'd spend torrid summer ev'nings
In D.C, in December?

Take a chance!
Take a chance!
Take a chance!

Music by Richard Rodgers
Original Lyric by OscarHammerstein II
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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8/22/06

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