Takin' Wolfie et al.
To be sung with Eddie Cantor to the tune
"Makin' Whoopee"
(Another bride, another groom, another sunny honeymoon)

Refrain 1
She'd have his hide; she'd fuss and fume.
Without more money, a separate room.
He wants more squeezin'?
It stands to reason –
She's takin' Wolfie.

More pairs of shoes; more pay than Rice.
For civil service he pays her twice.
With double billing
She's more than willing –
She's takin' Wolfie.

Who pays for Wolfie's love nest?
Who pays for Wolfie's fling?
Why is the World Bank distressed?
Don't they know Bushies swing?

Unmarried daughters buy baby clothes.
No wonder Falwell kicked up his toes.
That's what you get folks
Each time you let folks
Like Bush back Wolfie.

Refrain 2
A few more years, Iraq's a mess.
Like the World Bank, Wolfie's largess.
Not unexpected for she's suspected
Of takin' Wolfie.

He's on the phones both day and night.
His male hormones claim he was right.
He's in a tizzy.
She claims she's busy –
She's takin' Wolfie.

Will she still get that money
Though she no longer purrs?
Taking him as her honey?
Ev'rything he had is hers!

No way will she join him in jail.
She'll coax George Bush to put up bail.
Might have been cheeper
To make Wolf keep her
Than takin' Bushie.

Music by Walter Donaldson
Original Lyrics by Gus Kahn
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
5/17/07

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