Taliban To Bushie – I
Being sung by the Taliban to Bushie to the tune
"You've Changed"
(…The sparkle in your eyes is gone…)

We're back.
Your crusade crumbled in Iraq.
You're now a lame duck with no quack.
"Mission Accomplished!"
We're back.

We're back
Protecting poppies from attack,
For heroin instead of crack.
"Mission Accomplished!"
We're back.

You'v forgotten how we got you started
Down the torturer's road that you craved.
Without us who'd know that you've farted
Away claims that you're not depraved.

We're back
And plan to e-mail you a plaque
For now preferring smack to crack.
"Mission Accomplished!"
We're back.

Music by Carl Fischer
Original Lyric by Bill Carey
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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10/22/06

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