We're back. Your crusade crumbled in Iraq. You're now a lame duck with no quack. "Mission Accomplished!" We're back. We're back Protecting poppies from attack, For heroin instead of crack. "Mission Accomplished!" We're back. You'v forgotten how we got you started Down the torturer's road that you craved. Without us who'd know that you've farted Away claims that you're not depraved. We're back And plan to e-mail you a plaque For now preferring smack to crack. "Mission Accomplished!" We're back.
Music by Carl Fischer |