Won't read newspapers: the print's way too small. Can't fathom CNN: confused by the crawl. Prefers a Bud or two of Ranger baseball. That's why that George is such a scamp. No periodicals like Newsweek or Time. No books where someone gets away with a crime. Likes lots of pictures where the sentences rhyme. His Mommy says he's still a scamp. He likes reading about the pet goat, While we are smote. Eyes glazed He's dazed. Prefers the second grade to Navy bootcamp. That's why that George is such a scamp.
Music by Richard Rodgers |