That George Is Such A Scamp
(Sung to the tune "The Lady Is A Tramp")

Won't read newspapers: the print's way too small.
Can't fathom CNN: confused by the crawl.
Prefers a Bud or two of Ranger baseball.
That's why that George is such a scamp.

No periodicals like Newsweek or Time.
No books where someone gets away with a crime.
Likes lots of pictures where the sentences rhyme.
His Mommy says he's still a scamp.

He likes reading about the pet goat,
While we are smote.
Eyes glazed –
He's dazed.

Prefers the second grade to Navy bootcamp.
That's why that George is such a scamp.

Music by Richard Rodgers
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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7/25/04