That Grin
Sung to the tune "Ev'ry Time We Say Goodbye"

Ev'ry time I see that grin I die a little,
Knowing he'll begin again to lie a little,
Making ev'rybody who was a friend a foe,
Wond'ring what disaster he will next bestow.

When he grins, there's such an air of sin about it –
That "some day, somewhere,
   somehow I'll do us in" about it.
There's no leer clearer
That the son of a gun's insincerer –
Ev'ry time he grins more people die.

Music & Original Lyric by Cole Porter
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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3/29/05

To 'Himself - Autocrat'