The Blue Collar Hillary
Hillary sings about her blue collar qualifications and aspirations
to Frank Loesser's "On A Slow Boat To China"
(I'd love to get you on a slow boat to China)

I'm here to show ya
I'm a blue collar momma
    working her fingers to the bone;
To snow ya and getcha
Believing I have known
What it's like to work two shifts
    with teenage daughters pregnant prone.

But Wellesley wasn't grimy –
Nor did Yale horrify me –
It's been a cinch obtaining a home loan –
So if you think as president
That I'd scrap Bushie's precedent,
Put yourself on methadone.

Music & Original Lyric by Frank Loesser
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
4/1/08

To 'Hillary's Voting Ploys'