The Chertoff And Brown FEMA Fiasco
Sung to the tune
"I Don't Know Enough About You"

We knew a little bit about a lot of things,
But didn't know enough to help you.
We never watch TV
And so we didn't see
The Convention Center hullaballoo.

You know we'll soon produce
Another lame excuse
For hanging loose the way we're told to.
No way could we begin
Before George Bush flew in
To try to get a photo op with you.

Hold your tirades.
We'll get it done,
But isn't it a shame –
Had he been around,
Cheney would have claimed
Osama was the one to blame.

You know Bush has a rule,
We blame a diff'rent fool,
Who didn't have a damn thing to do
With what we didn't know
And what we never did
Until it was too late to help you.

Music by Dave Barbour
Original Lyric by Peggy Lee
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
9/4/05

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