The Mob Rule Of Doctor Frist *
Sung to the Irving Berlin tune "Doin' What Comes Natur'lly"

Doctor Frist now fears he missed
   his big chance for salvation.
His diagnosis on TV
   sounded flimflam flummery.

He couldn't nudge the Federal judge
   and now seeks retribution.
Tom ahd he approach with glee
   the chance to fence religiously.

You don't want to know if their Sunday school
Recognizes what they're doing as mob rule.
You don't need to look in their book to see
That anything they want to think will have to be
The only way religiously –
Theirs, the right way natur'lly.

These idiots in Congress
   are trying to inveigh
Rule changes so they can suppress
   whoever's in their way.

If you heard Frist, you, too'd insist
   he hadn't had much learnin',
And you'd fear how bad he'd be
   catching canines in DC.

* The Washington Post - 4/15/05
"Frist May Go Nuclear"
* The New York Times - 4/16/05
"Bill Frist's Religious War"

Music & Original Lyric by Irving Berlin
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
4/15/05

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