The NY Times Billion Dollar Baby
Sung to the tune
"I Found A Million Dollar Baby
(In a 5 and 10 Cent Store)"

She interviewed him for an hour,
But claimed it was for three or four?
She cost The Times a million dollars
Ev'rytime she shilled for more.

She'd been embedded with our soldiers
To find why Bush had gone to war.
She cost us sev'ral billion dollars
For what she'd written months before.

Was her 'modus operanda'
To simply plagiarize
Bush and Cheney propaganda
And then to feign surprise?

Judy's done two months in prison
And prob'ly should have done much more.
She cost The Times a million dollars
Because of what she says she swore.

Music by Harry Warren
Original Lyric by Mort Dixon
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
10/17/05

To 'Co-conspirators - Judy Miller'