Cheney's boasting that he won't be fired. Who bossed? They will not disclose. Junior only speaks to groups that they've hired, To folks they test for no "Oh, no!"s Ev'rybody knows that he's already lost his war, Though he claims he'll stay and fight. We've heard lots of those Bush lies before As he's tried to please The Right. Eye-raq won't go 'way. He's brought democracy and votes for his Row A, But each Islamic child is going to try To show him elephants don't know how to fly. And so we offer him this simple phrase That we're sure you've heard him use: You two have done one heck of a job, And, once again, you lose.
Music & Original Lyric by Mel Torme & Robert Wells |