There's No Business Like Show Business
Sung to the Irving Berlin tune
"There's No Business Like Show Business"

There's no business like show business –
I know how it should go.
Rummy's gal rehearsed them so I'm dealing
With puppet soldiers ordered to kow tow.
They've been prepped so they won't be revealing
How bad they're feeling, or cause a row.

There's no way that they'll show people
I should be eating crow –
Even though their lives aren't worth a hill of beans,
And some will soon be blown to smithereens,
None of them would dare to spoil my PR scenes –
Let's get on with my show!

Music & Original Lyric by Irving Berlin
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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10/15/05

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