These Three Things
To be sung to the carol
"We Three Kings of Orient Are"

These three things we certainly are,
Humble, trustworthy, in need of PR.
Loose accounting, losses mounting,
Borrowing's our bête noir, so
Time to plunder, time to fight
For low taxes so we might
Soak the needy, not the greedy,
Make more money for the Right.

Named the King in Rove's smear campaign,
Dubious rulings for political gain,
Courts so clever somehow they never
Saw I'm someone they'd arraign, so
Time to plunder, time to fight
For low taxes so we might
Soak the needy, not the greedy,
Make more money for the Right.

WMDs? Well, mud in your eye.
Oil is the reason Saddam was the guy.
Now we're queasy, Iraq's not easy.
Why didn't we try for Dubai with
Time to plunder, time to fight
For low taxes so we might
Soak the needy, not the greedy,
Make more money for the Right?

Music & Original Lyric - Traditional
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
12/22/05

To 'Bush's Christmas Carols'