Three Little FEMA Fools
Sung to the Gilbert & Sullivan tune
"Three Little Maids From School"
from "The Mikado"

Three little FEMA fools are we,
Late like all FEMA fools should be,
Hoping like hell they won't need we
Three little FEMA fools.

Nothing of course is getting done.
Brownie insists it can't be begun
Until he gets the word from Air Force One –
Three little FEMA fools.

Three FEMA fools who find it scary
When bodies float in a cemetery
That wasn't on our itinerary –
Three little FEMA fools.

One FEMA fool is an ex-Rum-Dum
Two FEMA fools want some Rummy scum
To arrive first and attack the slum –
Three little FEMA fools.

Three FEMA fools won't go away
Now that Junior has agreed to pay
Them and his friends so they all make hay –
Three little FEMA fools.

Music by Arthur Sullivan
Original Lyric by W. S. Gilbert
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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10/3/05

To 'Co-conspirators - FEMA'
To 'Domestic Disasters'