Tigris Or Euphrates
As sung by The Mills Brothers to Hoagy Carmichael's tune
"Lazy River"
(Up a lazy river by the old mill run)

Tigris or Euphrates,
He was told some such,
On his way to Hades,
Thank you, oh, so much.

Thought he had it made:
Quick democracy.
Bremer burst his bubble.
What a pal was he.

Tried an escalation.
Knew The Dick was wrong,
But because his butt was hurting
Simply went along.

Allah, up above,
Said, "Forget it, gov.
Tigris or Euphrates,
Which one will it be?
Up a creek with Maliki."

Music & Original Lyric
by Hoagy Carmichael & Sidney Arodin
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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1/11/07

To 'Bushie Is Doomed'