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Verse I like to pretend I'm Charlie McCarthy but I'm more like Mortimer Snerd, And what with so many wars now whirling about me, Edgar can't recall what we've heard. Chorus Missed Lou Dobbs and his rants. National Guard was what for? Rummy says he could use them. Mentioned something door-to-door. Bent on clearing my scrub. Condi's minding the store. So why's Dobbsy shouting, "You're up the creek with one oar"? Condi, I guess I'd be more at ease If you would address Why Dobbsy disagrees With the way we keep score, Of who's protecting our borders And not some media whore.
Music by Duke Ellington |