Here's to the couple who bought The only Edsel left on the lot, Who went for the tail-ender For that older fender bender Experience that mattered for naught. Here's to the ladies who thought Hillary might be what's she's not: Universally appealing So no one minds her stealing Delegates he legally got. The Clintons never need a rule book. Like 'W', they write their own. Their specialty's to make a fool look As though he wants them back on the throne. Here's to the Clintons who ought To know prior liars get caught. DNA plus fingerprintin' Applied to ev'ry Clinton Can show who's doing stuff that they ought not.
Music & Original Lyric by Frank Loesser |