Some might not have raved At the toes he saved Had they known Bush was depraved, Which, too late, the world now knows He's obsessed with toes. Despite opposing views Detainees must wear shoes Disguising the abuse he'll use, For even though the whole world knows Bush still goes for toes. Ghoulish to use Their weakest toes each time you string 'em up? But the good news, It isn't long till you can't shut 'em up. And when a toe comes loose, Don't call that abuse, For Bushie puts it to good use Mummified's as good as froze When you're into toes. Epilogue When told to toe the line, Ten to start with's fine Wish to God I had all mine But which one's weakest don't disclose To those obsessed with toes.
Music by Fats Waller To 'Bushie Tortures' |