Tom DeLay - Arrested
To be sung with The Ink Spots to the tune
"Don't Get Around Much Anymore"
(Missed the Saturday damce. Heard they crowded the floor.)

Now that I'm not wheeling-dealing there
I take the good book from the shelf
And lead my new cellmates in prayer
As we bless mug shots of myself.

Missed another golf date –
Heard Blunt shot forty-four –
All those mulligans without their
Chief Congressional whore.

Hate the grub at this club
And the bars on the door,
But my cellmates all love their
Chief Congressional whore.

Lobbyist pimps
Know whose hands to grease –
And all it takes
Is about twenty gees.

So why'm I doing time?
Can't they see there's lots more
In the House where they found their
Chief Congressional whore?

Music & Original Lyric by
Duke Ellington & Bob Russell
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
10/21/05

To 'Co-conspirators - Tom DeLay'