Bush announced his travel plans about a year ago. Some suspect that he forgot. We pray that isn't so That the reason we've not heard of late is Tom DeLay, That Bush is now reluctant to say who's going to pay. The junkets that he's mentioned will cost lots more than Tom's Compare what Bush pays Rummys with what he pays noncoms. So when you file your tax return, please check the little box That lets the Congress authorize the spending of Fort Knox To fly him to the moon, Let him drift among the stars, Starting personal accounts On Jupiter and Mars. In other words, buy his plan In other words, simply trust him. He's filled our lives with debt We will payoff evermore. So we'll pray for NASDAQ To soar like once before In other words, Merrill needs you. In other words, Mars does too. * The Washington Post - 4/18/05 "Private Accounts A Hard Sell"
Music & Original Lyric by Bart Howard |