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Forget car pools; I hate to share, So they let me ride by myself. Me save fuel? Well au contraire, I'm a hi-tech gas guzzling elf. Miss no chance to waste gas. Have to prove I use more. You commute to Manhattan. I get to go to Bangalore. I never buy at the pump. K B & R charges more Which keeps Dick Cheney happy Back home minding the store. Starlings it seems Can infect Texas quail, So my snarling VP Changed his menu to male. I didn't mean to digress Or to cause an uproar. Pop said he'd show me Dubai But our timing was poor.
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