The trip is free, they're bribing me, So we'll go to Korea, dear. It's de-privilege of de-leader, The DeLay-er. Yes, I got bought, but won't get caught, So there's nothing to fear, my dear. I'm de-master of disaster, Your DeLay-er. They will think at first glance That this trip was not an excuse for romance. They'll believe South Korea is no place to go for some friendly you-know. So pucker up, my buttercup, I'll let you know when your time is up For your devious and mischievious, Your demonic and hedonic, Your deplorable and despicable Depravity and debauchery With DeLay 'er. * The Wahington Post - 3/10/05 "South Korean Group Sponsored DeLay Trip"
Music & Original Lyric by Cole Porter |