Travels With DeLay *
Sung to the tune "It's De-Lovely"

The trip is free, they're bribing me,
So we'll go to Korea, dear.
It's de-privilege of de-leader,
The DeLay-er.

Yes, I got bought, but won't get caught,
So there's nothing to fear, my dear.
I'm de-master of disaster,
Your DeLay-er.

They will think at first glance
That this trip was not an excuse for romance.
They'll believe South Korea is no place to go
   for some friendly you-know.

So pucker up, my buttercup,
I'll let you know when your time is up
For your devious and mischievious,
Your demonic and hedonic,
Your deplorable and despicable
Depravity and debauchery
With DeLay 'er.

* The Wahington Post - 3/10/05
"South Korean Group Sponsored DeLay Trip"

Music & Original Lyric by Cole Porter
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
3/15/05

To 'Co-conspirators - DeLay'