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We're each too good to be true, Yet we come packaged as two, Which may seem a bit much But we've refused to go Dutch For that is how we've survived The many ploys we've contrived. It's all a huge plus for you – Instead of one you get two. Please don't pretend you don't care. Solitaires can't compare. By himself Cheney's weak. Have you heard Bush try to speak? It's about time you got real. Our two for one's a great deal. It seems too good to be true, Instead of one you get two. We love the antiques We'll get to cart away. We love the money We expect you'll pay To reimburse us For what we meant to say – That McCain and not you Is who's been in our way Of a huge pay day As your VP. So remember What P.T. Barnum says, If they pick you Instead of Me as Prez, "They'll be suckers" For the right VP, Which means of course That you'll need Bill and Me, The VP who's way too good to be true, Where instead of one you get two.
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